If I was a painter I'd paint for the money blue skies, white clouds and everything sunny||Vincent Van Gogh died a penniless fool |should have painted on velvet; Dogs playing pool||And If I was a wolf I'd prey on sheep |I'd take my fill and die in a blood-drawn heap||I'd eat whoever I want the whole damn neighborhood|Maybe little Bo Peep maybe little Red Ridin' hood||Somebody stop me |before I tell the truth|I'm a little angry maybe a little too stoned|Better cover my mouth better drive me home||If I was the pope I'd get undressed|Take off my robe and my bullet proof vest|I'd put on levis and a pair of Chuck Taylors|I'd leave the Vatican, go live in a trailer||And if I was a man I'd rule this planet|Well I'd beat up Michael, hang out with Janet|have me a child bride, sweet little sophomore|daddy's little debutante , you know the girl next door||Somebody stop me |before I tell the truth|I'm a little angry maybe a little too stoned|Better cover my mouth better drive me home||Somebody stop me |before I tell the truth|I'm a little angry maybe a little too stoned|Better cover my mouth better drive me home||Somebody stop me |before I tell the truth|I'm a little angry maybe a little too stoned|Better cover my mouth better drive me home||Somebody stop me |before I tell the truth|I'm a little angry maybe a little too stoned|Better cover my mouth better drive me home