We filled up our van with everything we've ever owned
Just to drive across a quite town to hold a microphone
We were oh so desperate just to make our own renown
I like to think our heads were in the clouds
Heads were in the clouds
Congratu - f*cking - lations
You made it out of town
I don't mean to hate but
You never come around
And it's a celebration
Don't let me bring you down
Congratu - f*cking - lations
You made it out of town
I don't mean to be bitter but
It must be f*cking nice
I'm stuck down here in hell
You're living out my paradise
And I am getting desperate just
To find a better life
Too bad I've got my head stuck
In the ground
Head stuck in the ground (Congratu-f*cking-lations)
You made it out of town
I don't mean to hate but
You never come around
And it's a celebration
Don't let me bring you down
Congratulations
You made it out of town
Congratulations
I never thought I'd say these words but I
Guess you're better than I am
I never thought I'd say these words but I
Guess you're better than I am
I never thought I'd say these words but I
Guess you're better than I am
I never thought I'd say these words but I
Guess you're better than I am