Now, one and one is two, two and two is four
Listen pretty baby, gonna kick you out the door
Two and two is four, three and three is six
You been up to your goddamn dirty tricks
Listen pretty baby, you cast the die
Told you for the last time, numbers never lie
Listen pretty baby, you cast the die
I got all the facts, you've got no alibi
Three and three is six, four and four is eight
Watch your ass don't get hit by the swinging gate
Four and four is eight, five and five is ten
I thank the stars you ain't ever coming back again
Listen pretty baby, you cast the die
Told you for the last time, numbers never lie
Listen pretty baby, you cast the die
I got all the facts, you've got no alibi
Five and five is ten and six and six makes twelve
Ain't got no-one to blame, but my stupid self
Listen pretty baby, you cast the die
Told you for the last time, numbers never lie
Listen pretty baby, you cast the die
I got all the facts, you've got no alibi