Theres a man with a "tickler"
Feeling stronger, not much quicker yeah...
And he never drinks liquor
He wears his muscle singlets
Mornings and late nights in the gym
And everyday he's stretching his skin
Wearing a flexifit hat on a Saturday night
Some joggers and some jeans, yeah he's feeling alright!
Dragging all his friends down Melbourne road
And he feels like he's living...
Feels like he's living the dream
He's thinking "no bodies better than me"