Executive Producer - I'm Just This. No, You're This! Lyrics

I'm a chord player / I'm not a guitarist
I paint when I'm high / I wouldn't call me an artist
I write and I write but I'll never be a writer
I fight but I lose so you can't call me a fighter
I'm just this / I'm just shit

I take a few pictures / I'm not a photographer
I make little movies / I'm no videographer
I plant a few plants but I wouldn't say I garden
Can't travel anymore cause I can't get a pardon
I'm just this / I'm just shit

Hey now! You're great! And I'll prove it!

You don't need to write a poem / You just gotta be poetic
You don't gotta be from Philly but you gotta be phrenetic
You don't gotta be a Jew but you gotta be semetic
You are the best there ever has been

You don't gotta have funk but you gotta be funky
You don't gotta be a monk but you gotta be a monkey
You don't need to be a brewster if you wanna be Punky
You might not be a hunk but at least you're hunky
You are the best / You are great in every way