ExNotes - Neon Condoms Lyrics

When I was a kid
My parents wanted to speak with me
They said I would grow up
To be this make machine
They started with the bees
The birds, the monkeys and the peas
And never got the part about the Human needs
I just wanna say
That I'm in luck today
Cause the neon condom price
Has fallen down to sales
I just wanna make it fun
As fun as it was today
No more buying candles 'cause
The neon's on this way
I've used it once
I never wanted something as much
Going twice
The ribbed got over priced
Now I know
That things have got to glow
In all the deeds
About the human needs
I just wanna say
That I'm in luck today
Cause the neon condom price
Has fallen down to sales
I just wanna make it fun
As fun as it was today
No more buying candles 'cause
The neon's on this wayyyy...
Wo Ooo
Wo Ooo
Oh the pleasure came in time
Cause fun is never late
One hundred lighters in the dark
Could never glow this wayyyyyy
Wo OooWo Ooo!