Exquisitely Useless - Nuthouse Lyrics

Walk with me we'll walk and see
All is well until we speak
I told you you've got silly shoes
Funny, you don't look, like a moose

Words get spun and soon we find
The next hour is a war of some kind
Seems like we should all unwind
But guns are loaded and now's the time

I fumble words and sometimes slip
You use the wrong ones and then I trip
Over adjectives nouns and verbs
So we beat each other with our words

Spun in webs we see our mess
Shut the hell up, it's a lovely dress
Whoops did I just touch your breast
That's no longer a thing I possessed

Ladies and gentlemen step right up and witness, its arguably, the ninth wonder of the world
It's stupendous, its fantastic, it's downright stupid
It zigs, it zags, it zoggs and jokes, it rubs, tickles, prods and pokes
It wonders and wombles, it sings and it sang
And it plays the guitar, bass, drum-drums and the pangs...

It's that thing you wish you never saw, the worst carnival ride ever
By far

Aren't you glad that you took a ride on the most insane human to survive
The reason that women kill men in their sleep
I put the crunch in your car and the bruise on your cheek
Not much to defend, but there's still a twitch, you are anti-science and I am a bitch
Watch and we will do what we can Watch romance's half life and span

Doo da-boo-dabby...