Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool Lyrics

[Antelope Valley Jr. College, Lancaster, CA
c. December 1958-January 1959

Don Vliet-vocals
FZ-lead guitar
Bobby Zappa-rhythm guitar]

Well, I'm lost in a whirlpool
Yeah, baby, my head is goin' round
Well, ever since my baby flushed me
Oh, been goin' round, yeah round and around
Well, I'm lost in this whirlpool
I keep goin' down and down

There's a big brown fish
Lookin' at me
He ain't got no eyes
How could that motherf*cker possibly see
Ooh, baby baby
I'm gonna be afraid it'd gonna touch me
Well I'm lost in this whirlpool
Oh, I can't even see

Baby, won't you come help me
Pour some drainer down,
And get the plunger right after me
I'll let you know a little secret, baby
I'm gettin' tired of all this pee

Don't go stranded, mother goose
Ooh, my head's in a noose . . .