[Marty]
All I ask
Is you love me
And like me as well
I'm desperate for attention
And I'm needy as hell
All I ask is you want me
For make no mistake
That my ego needs support
The way John Goodman needs cake
I've worked in theatre
And movies
My life's been a smash
But I still crave more laughter,
More applause, and more cash
Last night my wife told me this
Just before she yelled "no!"
If you need nightly stroking,
Do a one man show!
So I ask you to praise me
And make me feel swell
Your laughter is like water
Down a botomless well
And I'd like a new Tony
To put on that shelf
So don't be apprehensive
'Cause Botox is expensive
Just love me
Even more than I love...
[singing poorly]
MY---
[spoken]
Damn this New York altitude! Let's try that top note one mo' time, shall we?
Even more than I love
MY
SELF----