Yo, yo, yo, this is Big Dan Belson from the Be There with Belson podcast
Coming at you live and direct all the way from Slough, England
I'm about to drop a little freestyle on you American folks about the English language
Sit back, take some notes
A silvery white metal is pronounced Aluminium
Everyone else gets it right from London to Jerusalem
Just like vitamins, I'm making your life better
Because you don't say it vitamins, you silly go-getter
Talking of vitamins, you should pronounce the H in herbal
The word isn't herbal, you can even ask a gerbil
But I guess it's not your fault
You guys are just nuts
Oh, and you say pecan, not pecan
No ifs or buts
After this I'll send you some flowers just to amaze
But put them in a vase and not in a vase
I hope this isn't taking too much time out of your busy schedule
Oh, and it ain't scheduled
If you're tired, drink a Red Bull
Don't get it twisted, I know I'm in your head
I'm a better rapper than Jay-Z, which should be pronounced Jay-Zed
Right, I'm getting hungry so I'm off to eat some chips
And don't call them fries or they'll go straight to your hips
Oh, and before I go out in a blaze of glory
Tomato or tomato is tomato, end of story