Sour Cream and a bit of chives
Its the only thing keeping me alive
Gotta dig it out, roll it down a hill
Gotta burlap sack to fill
With that, tin foil I keep the shiny side out
Been cooking for an hour then we toss em about
YOU SAID this would be a real fun game
Now I've BURNED MY HANDS and I'm feeling the pain
Why you have to go and waste a tasty looking tuber like that now
Its a hot potato hot potato hot potato I'm burning my hands
Hot potato hot potato bye bye my friend
Getting tired of them simulated Bacon bits making me frustrated
Like em fluffy, like a cloud. Yukon gold or them russet browns
Yeah its hot No I didn't stutter
Ditch the margarine and get me the butter
YOU SAID this would be a real fun game
Now I've BURNED MY HANDS and I'm feeling the pain
Why you have to go and waste a tasty looking tuber like that now
Its a hot potato hot potato hot potato I'm burning my hands
Hot potato hot potato bye bye my friend