If I was on your derby team
I'd be the dandy, you the queen
We'd smile, the dolls with bloody teeth
We'd feed them raspberries
My two left feet are in my mouth
And I won't sing again
If Martha Stewart had a hue
For the satin shit stain left by you
It'd be a back row seller with
Roman shades and vinyl doors
The boy in velvet suit and tie
He told me I could see the light
They'd put a halo 'round my head
A cancerous node of grand design
Another noble sacrifice
It's but a speck of dust to me
You practice the ancient art
Of f*cking up other people lives
That green baby won't save you
From the pain of boredom long
My two left feet are in my mouth
And I won't sing again
The boy in velvet suit and tie
He told me I could see the light
They'd put a halo 'round my head
A cancerous node of grand design
Another noble sacrifice
It's but a speck of dust to me
It's but a speck of dust to me!