Farebrother - Santa, Get Your Shit Together Lyrics

Who knew that it would be this time of year
That made you feel so sad, Nic my dear
I guess it ain't always what it's cracked up to be
You knew you needed help but you don't ask,
And spend the rest of the year flat on your arse
Why don't you let Mrs. Claus take the reins, baby?
Let's fix your lifetime
Of mistletoe and crime
I just need you to give me one small favour
Just for me
Santa, get your shit together
You know there's 30 other days in December?
Self-improvement's free and I really want to see you love yourself for me.
If you have trouble fitting down chimneys
And your health is at risk, let alone your knees
You know you could reverse your type 2 diabetes?
Pull through and get yourself back on the horse
Christmas time ain't anyone's but yours
Don't let Bublé or Mariah take the glory
Santa
Don't you be so shy
I know that red is sexy, but what colour are your eyes?
Hazel
A chestnutty brown
So, get that green suit on and it'll highlight your brow
Santa
Stay true to all your roots
Don't let the corporate businesses keep filling their boots
Cola
Hell that ain't your drink
You're a modern man bathing in a cherry-filled sink
You're the reason why
King of the sky
Hell, you're the father of Christmas
And I believe in you man
Santa, get your shit together
You know there's 30 other days in December?
Self-improvement's free and I really want to see you love yourself for me
C'mon Santa, get your shit together
You know there's 30 other days in December?
Self-improvement's free and I really want to see you love yourself
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year