Dumb people love tv
It's easier to watch than it is to read
Especially networks with pundit panels
On every other channel
The news is hard to escape
But somebody's gotta sell that ad space
The echo chamber gets louder and louder
And louder and louder and louder
Disagree and you're a hater
Oh disagree n' you're Hitler or Satan
Meanwhile your thoughts are concocted by
The same three or four f*ckin' originators
Virus from China
Stock market goes bye bye
A curated crash for you to buy low and sell high
Isolation across the nation
No friends speaking on this quarantined weekend
Vaccinations, there's no timeline
And all we wanna know is if we're gonna die
Congratulations, you're freaking out mom
Overpopulated ticking time bomb
Mass hysteria is what we get now
It's so easy to live we forgot how
Nothing is original
Nothing is original
We're used to getting walked on
I guess it's better than getting coughed on
Virus from China
Stock market goes bye bye
A curated crash for you to buy low and sell high
And you're a long way from Disneyworld, hunnie
I heard they locked all their doors
Go East until you hit the beach
Take the 404
(1, 2, 3, 4!)
Congratulations, you're freaking out mom
Overpopulated ticking time bomb
Mass hysteria is what we get now
It's so easy to live we forgot how
Nothing is original
Nothing is original
We're used to getting walked on
I guess it's better than getting coughed on
Virus from China
Stock market goes bye bye
A curated crash for you to buy low and sell high