Father Jumanji - Blue Ribbon Blues Lyrics

Sittin' here broke off my ass
Can't afford no beer other than Pabst
It'll do, Its no micro-brew
Chump change in my pocket
Next to nothing to offer
I'll get two tall boys that go down like water
For only, three dollars

Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue
Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue

Some Busch would be killer or a little bit of Miller
Budweiser, Michelob
I could use a Blue Moon, Dos Equis or two
Or some IPA that's homegrown
But I don't "Why not man"
Because I'm broke "Well Damn"

Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue
Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue

Roll into the station in my worn out sneakers
Got Travis Tritt blarin' out my Firebird speakers
40 ounce of Hurricane and damn its almost gone
Baptized in the river on a Sunday night
Preacher man brought a case of cold Coors Light

Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue
Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue

"The ribbons are blue, the ribbons are blue"
"Some Busch would be killer or a little bit of Miller, Budweiser, Michelob"
"I could use a Blue Moon, Dos Equis or two, or some IPA that's homegrown"

Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue
Yes it's true like me, the ribbons are blue