The Fauxriginals - Beeritual Advisor Lyrics

I think I'm gonna need
To enlist your expertise
I will beg you from my knees
Teach me your ways please
I thought you'd never ask
The answer's clearly yes
I will, I will, I will
I will be
Your Beeritual Advisor for free
Your taste buds grow wiser with me
And we'll both be drunk
Before three
In the afternoon's what I mean
With percentages into the teens
A teeny bit more
We'll fall to the floor
We all need to blackout some times
We need it to clear out our minds
Let's self medicate it
We'll cheers and get faded
And reboot our brains to feel fine
I am still
Your Beeritual Advisor with skills
Unveiling a geyser of fills
Until we're both f*cked
I am here
To replace your insides with beer
Remove all your worries and fears
Disappear into
Six-pack number two
We all need to blackout some times
We need it to clear out our minds
Let's self medicate it
We'll cheers and get faded
And reboot our brains to feel fine
I'm the first
Beeritual Advisor for thirst
I make every guy feel the worst
The day after we're drunk
I'll be there
To provide you with all of that hair
Of the dog by way of
A pair of rare tallboys
You're spoiled for choice
We all need to blackout some times
We need it to clear out our minds
Let's self medicate it
We'll cheers and get faded
And reboot our brains to feel fine
We all need to blackout some times
We need it to clear out our minds
Let's self medicate it
We'll cheers and get faded
And reboot our brains to feel fine