The Fauxriginals - Rsvp Lyrics

She's the smartest girl around
No one likes her anyway
She never waddles like a clown
No one likes her anyways
She has a laugh that'll warm your heart
No one likes her anyways
She Sounds at home in the barnyard
No one likes her anyways
It fills me with joy and elation
To know she's going on a permanent vacation
She's invited
To leave my life
Invited
To curl up and die
Invited
To anywhere but here
Can you hear us cheer yea
She's better than everyone else
No one likes her anyway
Personal hygiene is top shelf
No one likes her anyway
With eyes perfectly spaced apart
No one likes her anyway
Defecates on canvas and calls it art
No one likes her anyway
I'm still filled with all this joy and elation
I'll even pay for her permanent vacation
She's invited
To leave my life
Invited
To curl up and die
Invited
To anywhere but here
Can you hear us cheer
Yea
Woo
Hey
Oh
Ugh
Wow
I'll never fill up on joy and elation
As long as it's still a permanent vacation
She's invited
To leave my life
Invited
To curl up and die
Invited
To anywhere but here
Can you hear us cheer yea
She's invited
To leave my life
Invited
To curl up and die
Invited
To anywhere but here
Can you hear us cheer yea