Whether you're in China or Paraguay
There's always a llama in the ashtray
Who's got a lighta?
Something to say
Aside from the llama in the ashtray
Hoo-mei kuschjanka coirico
Ke gauschtu ka muka le go
Sticki a pukani?
Sticki tahcki pine go
Kayyama ay
Kakusch nubido
Kukukiya?
Kuku iyaia?
No go no eishko
Me gando kelando
Whether you're in China or Uraguay
There's always a llama in the ashtray
Who's got some fiya, maybe a jay?
Aside from the llama in the ashtray
Tu lekei stan?
Schtu dila te cantolost
Me stali hado deschtinto hu?
De le kamah
Ee-stu the pfoosei?
"Excuse the pussy"
Le schtule le quain
Don't counte la
Na cush my niggas
Oat and loud
Ooo my gooch
On this boat in yo A
Act natural
Hey Moo
Hey Chiny
Haze hiya!
Hey Chiny
Hey beret hoe
Hjonya Schniviyat!
Hjonya Schniviyat!
Whether you're in China or Paraguay
There's always a llama in the ashtray
Who's got a lighta?
Something to say
Aside from the llama in the ashtray
There's always a llama in the ashtray