You know I like it when you're Mario
So I can be my favorite one and blast you with Lucario
I'm a veteran and you're just a scrub
But every time you're playing me you still get the dub ya
You know I like to play games like Super Smash yuh
Calling me yours ain't ever gonna last aye
I whip out with Ness and just got clapped yessir
Now I'm waking up with all of these stacks aye
All my cards on the table all I see is spades ya
Don't mind me I'm just chilling in your shade yuh
I really hope my stress soon will fade aye
Let me be Link so I can whip you with his blade aye
I just like it when they don't laugh at me
I'm really bad at it so that's what's happening
I'm gonna pack my bags and do a little bit of traveling
So less talk ok
And more battling aye
I just pulled up foreign with two different cars yuh
I'm the guy who always misses those power stars aye
Call this planet red ya we're going up to mars yuh
Sonic with his boom and now I'm seeing sparks aye
I can't figure out how to connect the controllers
Lil Yatchy Minnesota ya golden gophers ya
Ya lotta diamonds all on my toaster
I got no drip but I'm still a joker aye
You try to play me like all these other games
I play Super Smash cause I'm really great
You try to hate me but you're the one to blame
You had me going off like I'm an Aeroplane
All the smash players showing up like it's End Game
All the boys have my back like we're playing a ball game
You try to play me like all these other games
I play Super Smash cause I'm really great
You try to hate me but you're the one to blame
You had me going off like I'm an Aeroplane
All the smash players showing up like it's End Game
All the boys have my back like we're playing a ball game
I like it when you say my name like that
I like to act and be fun like Chris Pratt
She likes Star Bucks she's on her second frap
When I see people rage I just have to laugh yuh
Mario ain't got the stats like me
Fern got 50 I'm on a spree
Call me British I'm sippin tea
Feelz Odd budget is only free
Got the Nintendo switch
Got the safety band all up on my wrist
Mario Kart I hit the drift
Get hit by lightning and I shrink
Now I'm whipping this back
Throw this up on my rack
Came out the mystery shack yuh
Now I'm just eating a snack yuh
Now let's sit down and watch Rick and Morty
And scroll on insta and find me a shortie
Ya I'm back and this line is over
Call me Robotic I am a rover whoo
You try to play me like all these other games
I play Super Smash cause I'm really great
You try to hate me but you're the one to blame
You had me going off like I'm an Aeroplane
All the smash players showing up like it's End Game
All the boys have my back like we're playing a ball game
You try to play me like all these other games
I play Super Smash cause I'm really great
You try to hate me but you're the one to blame
You had me going off like I'm an Aeroplane
All the smash players showing up like it's End Game
All the boys have my back like we're playing a ball game