My piss has stained the bathroom
Now it's covered in piss
My piss has stained the kitchen
Now it's covered in piss
My piss has stained my bedroom
Now it's covered in piss
My piss has stained the classrom
Now it's covered in piss
Oh, it's all covered in piss today
I wonder why that is
I don't know why the reason is
Everything is covered in piss
Everything is doomed by fate
To be covered in the piss
I need some help, god please
And my bladders broken like granny's knees
I don't know what caused this pissing disease
But for dinner tonight I'll have some Chinese
My piss is getting on the spring rolls
This restaurant's gonna be a sink hole
Oh, I can't stop the pissing
I'm tryna eat my chicken wings and rice that came from Beijing
Piss will cover everything
I'm just an honest bloke tryna work in the coal mines
But when I'm off the job I like to bust some cold rhymes
My doctor said my lungs cancer was spreading
(I'm no spring chicken mate)
The doctor said it didn't look very good
(Mate i gotta go to the piss pot mate)
The doctor said I was in real trouble
I gotta piss
May be a controversial opinion, but the time has come to use our nuclear weapons
My piss has stained the bathroom
Now it's covered in piss
My piss has stained the courthouse
Now it's covered in piss
My piss has stained the police department
Now it's covered in piss
My piss has stained the Chinese embassy
Now it's covered in piss
Oh it's all covered in piss today
And it's so f*ckin' cool
If I don't get to piss today I'll play some Russian roulette
All six chambers will have a bullet
I am going to die