Oh, come ye feckin' gobshites, let's gather in the bar
We'll drink and shout and curse about, and raise a feckin' jar
With a f*ck and a feck and a shit and an arse
We'll sing this feckin' song, and we'll do it with some class
F*ckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere
Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair
With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright
In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night
The barman's pourin' pints, and the lads are gettin' loud
With a feckin' grin, we dive right in, and curse out to the crowd
"Feck you, ya cunt!" and "Shite, that's grand!"
We toast to all the bollocks, in this f*ckin' land
F*ckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere
Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair
With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright
In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night
Now some might say we're filthy, with our f*ckin' foul-mouthed cheer
But we just say they're eejits, needin' more than just a beer
For life is full of feckin' shite, and arseholes all around
So let's all shout "Ah, f*ck it!" and let the curse words pound
The barmaid's lookin' weary, but she joins in with a grin
With a "Feck this shite!" and a "F*ckin' right!", the party then begins
"You're a gobshite, you're a cunt, but I love ye all the same"
In this feckin' Irish pub, we're playin' the swearin' game
F*ckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere
Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair
With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright
In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night
So here's to all the feckers, in this feckin' pub tonight
With our f*cks and shites and bollocks, we'll drink until it's light
For in this feckin' world, where the arseholes never end
We'll curse and shout together, as the best of f*ckin' friends
F*ckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere
Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair
With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright
In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night
F*ckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere
Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair
With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright
In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night