In a pub down in Dublin, we gather with pride
With pints overflowing and friends by our side
We toast to the lads and the joys that we find
Tonight, my good friends, it's the bollocks on our mind
Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones
Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones
Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads
Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had
From the green fields of Kerry to Belfast's busy streets
We sing of the bollocks, and all their great feats
With orbs and with nuggets, we lift up our glass
To the crown jewels we cherish, let's all have a blast
Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones
Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones
Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads
Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had
In every old tale and every good song
The bollocks are with us, they've been all along
Through laughter and joy, in every pub light
We celebrate bollocks, all day and all night
From Dublin to Cork, in each lively pub
We honor the bollocks, and give them some love
With nads and with stones, they make us all cheer
To the bollocks we sing, with our good Irish beer
Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones
Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones
Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads
Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had
So here's to the bollocks, the twins that we praise
With nicknames and stories, through all of our days
In laughter and friendship, we all understand
The joy of the bollocks, united we stand
So drink up, my friends, and sing loud and proud
For bollocks and testicles, we shout out so loud
From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land
Here's to the bollocks, now give 'em a hand
Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones
Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones
Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads
Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had
So drink up, my friends, and sing loud and proud
For bollocks and testicles, we shout out so loud
From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land
Here's to the bollocks, now give 'em a hand
Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones
Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones
Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads
Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had