Oh, you big ol' bastard, you're a lazy sack of shite
But I'd never trade your friendship, for all the stars at night
You call me a feckin' eejit, and I call you a gobshite
But in this world of chaos, you're my anchor and my light
You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same
With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game
We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place
Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face
You're a clueless fecker, with a head as thick as lead
But I'd walk through fire for you, until my feet were dead
You call me a useless wanker, and I call you a prick
But when the world gets heavy, it's you I'd always pick
You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same
With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game
We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place
Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face
Through the years and all the shite, we've been through thick and thin
With our feckin' banter, and our roarin' drunken grins
We've hurled our harshest words, but the love is never missed
'Cause every curse and jibe, ends with a heartfelt fist
You daft old bastard, you're a fool without a clue
But in this crazy life, there's no one else like you
You call me a bloody arsehole, and I laugh 'til I cry
'Cause deep down in our hearts, we know it's no feckin' lie
You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same
With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game
We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place
Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face
So here's to us, you gobshite, with our insults and our cheer
Through the feckin' highs and lows, I'll always hold you near
We'll curse and laugh together, until our days are through
'Cause you're my best friend, you bastard, and I feckin' love you too
You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same
With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game
We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place
Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face