FiddleFolk - Jugs o' Joy Lyrics

In a pub down in Dublin, we gather 'round the fire
With a pint in hand and hearts full of desire
We sing of life's pleasures, the joys that we see
And tonight, my good lads, we're toasting the boobies
Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags
Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas
Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders
Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds
From the hills of old Kerry to the streets of Belfast
There's one thing we cherish, and it's bound to last
We honor the boobies, with names far and wide
From cans to gazongas, with joy and with pride
Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags
Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas
Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders
Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds
We laugh and we cheer, and we drink to the night
To boobies and bosoms, what a beautiful sight
Luscious delights, in every form
We honor them all, be they petite or warm
Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags
Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas
Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders
Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds
From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land
We cherish the boobies, a sight oh so grand
Bumpers, floatation devices, orbs, and luscious twins
We honor them all with our wide grins
Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags
Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas
Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders
Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds
So drink up, my friends, and sing loud and proud
For boobies and titties, we shout out so loud
From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land
Here's to the beauties, now give 'em a hand
Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags
Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas
Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders
Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds
From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land
Here's to the beauties, now give 'em a hand