FiddleFolk - The Pub Anthem Lyrics

Oh, gather 'round ye f*ckers, in this feckin' pub tonight
We'll drink and curse the f*ckin' world, and all its shitey plight
With a pint of Guinness in our hands, we'll shout without a fright
For in this feckin' pub, we'll have a f*ckin' grand ol' night
F*ckin' here, f*ckin' there, f*ckin' everywhere we dare
With a feck and a shite, and a f*ckin' arse laid bare
Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care
In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air
The feckin' rain is pissin' down, the shite is ankle-deep
But in this feckin' pub, we'll drink until we sleep
With a "Feck off, ya gobshite!" and a "Cunt, don't give me lip!"
We'll toast to all the f*ckin' shite, and take another sip
F*ckin' here, f*ckin' there, f*ckin' everywhere we dare
With a feck and a shite, and a f*ckin' arse laid bare
Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care
In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air
Some might call us gobshites, with our feckin' filthy tongues
But we just call 'em cunts, with sticks shoved up their bums
For life's a load of f*ckin' shite, and that's a f*ckin' fact
So raise a glass and shout aloud, "Feck it!" back-to-back
The barmaid's shoutin' orders, "Get your arses in a row!"
But we're too busy swearin', and drinkin' pints of stout
With a "F*ck off, ya cunt!" and a "Feckin' hell, let's go!"
We'll sing this feckin' song until the daylight starts to show
F*ckin' here, f*ckin' there, f*ckin' everywhere we dare
With a feck and a shite, and a f*ckin' arse laid bare
Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care
In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air
So here's to all the f*ckers, in this feckin' pub so dear
With our fecks and shites and cunts, we'll drink another beer
For in this feckin' world, where the madness never ends
We'll curse and laugh together, as the best of f*ckin' friends
F*ckin' here, f*ckin' there, f*ckin' everywhere we dare
With a feck and a shite, and a f*ckin' arse laid bare
Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care
In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air