Fidlar - Max Cant Surf Lyrics

He's gotta stay in shape
He's gotta stay in shape
Eating Del Taco and sleeping in
Playing video games
He's smoking two packs a day
He's got dubstep in his veins
I smoke weed if my baby lets me
Or I won't get laid
Or I won't get laid

And Max can't surf
Max can't surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows, he's got no balance

Max has found the dolphin
Swimming with the turtles
Don't give me no shit, I'm a full grown man
Trying to do the best I can (dude)
I gotta check the forecast
Throw away my skateboard
Stop wearing tight jeans
And put on some board shorts

'Cause Max can't surf
Max can't surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows, he's got no balance

Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day

He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows, he's a ginger