Filthy Vince - Favourite Way to Die Lyrics

The day before yesterday
Was the day before tomorrow
And I thought about how I would like to die
A year from now
It's 7:27
And I'm supposed to go to heaven
What's your favourite way to die
Drowning in anxiety sweat
Bad luck playing Russian roulette
Trying to break bricks with your head
Ripped apart by the walking dead
Falling from a bridge, hitting rock bottom
Getting crushed by a neutrino bomb
Satan stabs your back, he's giving you some
A plane crash, your time has come
What's your favourite way to die
What's your favourite way to die
Losing a fight with a psychopath
Crucial mistake, do your maths
Got your eyes scratched out by a cat
Drinking from an acid bath
The afterlife is warm and pleasant
Somewhere between the past and the present
A distant memory is sent
You've got to look for your last demand
Like what's your favourite way to die
Let's give it a try
Oi
What's your favourite way to die