I'm feeling so happy today
It seems my troubles have all gone away
I guess they'll return in the end
But right now I don't care, my friend
Fetch me a drink and a Cuban cigar
Take a good look at the king of the bar
Join me to celebrate
Tomorrow could be too late
The ladies line up at the bar
Gonna push my luck tonight and push it far
Hitting on the barmaid might be out of line
But lovely Sue and Linda look frisky and fine
The barman is ringing the bell
It chimes like a bell straight from hell
Linda's got hiccups, Sue's made a mess of herself
I'll be damned if our romance is put on the shelf