Danny was the king of instant gratification
Heavy on the drinks and the loose relations
Uh-oh, something's got to go
Playing people off just to get his kicks
Funny for a while but a real sad way to live
Something's got to give
Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny
You've been a very very very naughty boy
Danny had a liquid lunch one day
Broke into the car on his best friend's driveway
Thinks he'll never pay
Danny took a ride down Lovers' Lane
Nearly hit a woman but she jumped out of the way
Yeah this'll be the day
Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny
You've been a very very very naughty boy
They're gonna tell you how to shower
Tell you how to eat
Take away the power
They're gonna tell you how to shower
Tell you how to eat
Take away the power
Danny wore a suit to the local court
Fella in the wig sent him down without a second thought
Are we having fun yet
Danny's got the face of a rainy day
He's really looking forward to a nice long holiday
In a very big hotel
Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny
You've been a very very very naughty boy