[ Featuring The Flies ]
Gregor was the name of the man in the shoes
Smoking a doowie and playing the blues
But Gregor never knew
What he's about to do
And Gregor works the night shifts and drinks all day long
And Gregor loves his tulips and playing his song
And Gregor never knew, Gregor never knew
So don't tell him, don't tell him
Gregor was out drinking at his favorite place
And Gregor sees a girl with a beautiful face
Gregor makes a move
Gregor says the words that he never seemed to hear
And Gregor feels his courage disappear
But Gregor was in luck, Gregor was in luck
To have his first f*ck
Oh, she receives a text
From her boyfriend
But we just had sex
Oh no
Where should I begin
I know, I know
I'm gonna tell him
I'm gonna tell him
