The artist's gone blind
The singer's gone dumb
The surgeon had crushed
His fingers and thumbs
The builder's done his back in
The priest has lost his faith
The astronaut is stranded
In outer space
Children are missing
Pets have been lost
The WiFi's stopped working
And the power's been cut
Identities been stolen
Passwords been hacked
Bank accounts emptied
And houses ransacked
Everyone's having a bad day
I'm secretly happy
It isn't me
It isn't just me
The vampire stepped out
In the midday sun
Burnt up before he realised
What he had done
Two giant monsters
Rose out of the sea
They fought with each other
And trashed the city
There's a flying saucer
Up in the sky
It's sitting there watching us
And nobody knows why
The cabbie's crashed
My dad's dog died
The vault timer's glitched
And locked the banker inside
And everyone's having a bad day
I'm secretly happy
It isn't me
It isn't just me
Everyone's having a bad day
And I'm secretly grinning
It isn't me
It isn't just me
This might not be happening
It might just be me
Did someone slip something
Something into my tea?
I'm losing my grip (a-ha)
I'm losing my grip (a-ha)
I'm losing my grip on reality
I'm losing my grip (a-ha)
I'm losing my grip (a-ha)
I'm losing my grip on reality
Everyone's having a bad day
I'm secretly happy
It isn't me
It isn't just me