Flow Master Gee - Backlog Blazing Lyrics

Backlog giant, moving stories on the grid
User tales, legends, ain't no fib
Stakeholders chirp, got demands on the lips
ROI soaring, making stocks split flips
Sprintin' fast, no time for the lack
Negotiate terms, keep the team intact
Value stacking high, product won't slack
Success on the horizon, got the roadmap packed
Product Owner, got them working nights
Backlog blazing, fighting through the frights
User story power, shining through the lights
Success defined, making all the rights
Criteria clear, no room for debate
Acceptance nod, never show up late
Stakeholder chatter, keep the vision straight
Scrum masher, pilot this ship's fate
A victim needs heavy caffeine on tap
Agile flow, never plan a trap
Burn chart steady, time to adapt
Goals in sight, ain't no time for a nap
Product Owner, got them working nights
Backlog blazing, fighting through the frights
User story power, shining through the lights
Success defined, making all the rights
Prioritize features, make that backlog sing
MVP vibes, got that product swing
Stakeholder whispers, gotta hear that ring
Data-driven choices, analytics king
Pivot on a dime, when the market shifts
Cross-functional teams, bridging all the rifts
Customer feedback, sifting through the sifts
Delivering value, product owner's gift