Stupid dog, you're always getting in my way
I'm gonna put you down, and down you'll stay (yeah!)
'Cos the strangers in the park don't wanna meet in the meantime
Wallace n' Vomit won't be left behind (yeah!)
Cheese and crackers will not save you know
Not a when, where, if, what, why or how (yeah!)
I said "why don't you just go?"
Vomit turned to me, he said "I don't know" (yeah!)
I buried you, on a midsummers' night
No longer together, never a fight
I left three roses on your grave
Without you, I may just go insane (yeah!)