The F'n A-Holes - All Fucked Up Lyrics

Well it's Saturday night and I'm drunk as shit
By 9:35 I'm already lit
And I'm staring down this great big f*cking bouncer
He's 8 foot tall and five foot thick
But I got something for that dick
If he brings his big ass any closer
Now I have always tried to be
A very peaceful man
But I tell you buddy there's just only
So much I can stand

Cause I'm all f*cked up
All f*cked up
All f*cked up
I'm all f*cked up tonight

He shoved me once, shoved me twice
So I decided to turn out his lights
And I cracked him in the forehead with a barstool
He staggered back and I grabbed my glass
And I commenced to whoopin on his ass
And that's when a one on one became a carpool
I guess I shoulda seen his buddies
Coming from behind
And by the time I did
It was too late to change my mind

Cause I'm all f*cked up
All f*cked up
All f*cked up
I'm all f*cked up tonight

They chipped my tooth
They blacked my eye
But I still say
I won the fight
Cause I'm all f*cked up
All f*cked up tonight

I'm all f*cked up
All f*cked up
All f*cked up
I'm all f*cked up tonight
I'm all f*cked up
All f*cked up
All f*cked up
I'm all f*cked up tonight