The F'n A-Holes - Lucky Lyrics

I was sleeping in my car last night
Outside the hotel where you stay
Something told me not to go there
But I did it anyway
And that's just the story man
That's how it always goes
When it comes to bad luck
I'm always lucky

I got fired from my job last week
For showing up on dope
I'm hanging off a long edge
On the short side of my rope
Now I gotta tell my wife
And then she'll tell everyone
When it comes to f*cking up
I'm always lucky

Well my momma used to tell me
When I was just a kid
She used to say the best part of me
Must have run right down her leg
And I hope I get the chance
To live this life over again
Maybe next time
I won't be so lucky