There is trouble in the corner
He's been eyeing you up and down
Thought he was a pretty cool guy
But I can't figure him out
I wish that he'd be cool
I wish that he'd be cool
I wish that he'd be cool
I wish that he'd be cool
He'd like to buy you a drink
And tell you that you're such a catch
He'd like to make you think
That I don't know what I have
I wish that he'd be cool
(I really wish that he would)
I wish that he'd be cool
(But you know that he won't)
I wish that he'd be cool
(I really wish that he would)
I wish that he'd be cool
(But you know that he won't)
I really wish that he would
But I know that he won't
I really wish that he'd be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool