This sarcophagus makes me bored
Four thousand years my brain's been stored
Who killed the alarm? I hope I'm not too late
We should go and find the exit fast
I wonder how long will the party last
By the end of the night we are going to be up to date
I think I am your best ally
The only mummy that wears a tie
They'll never find sheets as chic as yours and mine
Just when I thought i found my style
I might have dropped it in the Nile
My new sundial, I think it was half past nine