Disappeared for days and we'd wondered where you'd been
You fell into a trap and you had your heart kicked in, again
Turns out he was shark not the gentle giant you thought
You chose that path even though you knew it was fraught with grief
Maybe next time you'll be smart
Maybe next time he'll be fine
Maybe one day he'll turn water into wine
When it comes to the end rip it up and then start again
Somewhere new, with someone who takes an interest in what you do
Give it marks out of ten, walk away and do it all again
Because it's only life and you won't escape alive
You hoped you'd lose your appetite but you're comfort eating everything
You leave the phone by the bed hoping somehow it will ring - but it won't
You're checking every minute for the text that he'll never send
Hoping for a sign that somehow it's not the end, but it is
Maybe you can take control
Change your number, you'll be fine
Maybe Porky 1 is landing on runway 9
When it comes to the end rip it up and then start again
Somewhere new, with someone who takes an interest in what you do
Give it marks out of ten, walk away and do it all again
Because it's only life and you won't escape alive
Turns out he's got no remorse
He's got the morals of a horse
But at least it's given you solid grounds for divorce!
When it comes to the end rip it up and then start again
Somewhere new, with someone who takes an interest in what you do
Give it marks out of ten, turn your back and do it all again
Because it's only life and you won't escape alive