Uncle Palmer, Llama Farmer Video (MV)

Uncle Palmer, Llama Farmer had some land in Hindustan
He crossed the sea back home to be
Close to his Llama factory

Cashed in his pot as was his wont
And packed his case with all due haste
Whilst at the port, arrested for
A series of sexual assaults

Uncle Palmer, you're a Llama Farmer
Uncle Palmer
Uncle Palmer, you're a Llama Farmer
Uncle Palmer

Found guilty "Why, oh why?" we cried
"He's innocent!" but they still sent him
Down for good to rot in Wormwood Scrubs
To pine and contemplate his crime

Uncle Palmer, you're a Llama Farmer
Uncle Palmer
Uncle Palmer, you're a Llama Farmer
Uncle Palmer