[ Featuring The Boof Machine ]
"It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie
A magical Liopleurodon"
I am a unicorn
I am a unicorn
Wow you guys don't have magic wands on your head
Like, that's pretty sad
I am a unicorn
Alright man can you shut up already
We get it, jeez
This section's so dramatic
Like, man, listen to that
Baaaa ba daaaa
Oh alright that's better
Ooo I like that
Dadadada dada
Da da da da dadadada dadada
I am, I am
Frolicking, frolicking, frolicking, frolicking
Frolicking, frolicking, frolicking, frolicking
As a horse is a stale old muffin
I am a blueberry cupcake
And I've saved the world forty times
That you didn't notice makes me sigh
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo
I took a piss on a forest fire
And now the trees all sparkle
I butt heads with a meteor
It couldn't handle the horn
I beat the devil in DDR
You should've seen me trot
I settled feuds between the mermaids
In a suit and tie
And you'd never know
That I was, so damn cool
I made the zombies crème brûlée
In substitute for brains
I walked your grandma across the street
She was really sweet
I subbed in for Rudolph
When he came down with a cough
I gave Apollo 11 a push
Or they'd have turned into mush
And you'd never know
That I was, so damn cool
Ahhhhhhhhhh
I am a unicorn
I am a unicorn
I am a unicorn
I am a unicorn
