HIM:
I was strolling in the park
It was getting on for dark
I was walking my dog around
And I tried to catch her eye
But you acted rather shy
As you walked your dog around
HER:
It was funny how we met
We can thank each little pet
HIM:
It is such a lovely evening
Won't you stroll beneath the trees
HER:
Oh, your little Pomeranian
Has seen my little Pekinese
HIM:
Though it's just a casual meeting
Dare I give your hand a squeeze
HER:
Ah, look, your little Pomeranian
Has kissed my little Pekinese, bless him
HIM:
It seems they're telling you just what to do
We might have thought of that before
HER: Please don't forget that we've just met
HIM: I'm sitting at the bench for more
HER: Do you really mean you love me
HIM: Yes, upon my bended knees
HER: Then my little Pekeranian
HIM: No, Pomeranian
HER: Will love your little Pominese
HIM: Pekinese
HER: Oooh!