Well, I stumbled into Billy's bar on a Friday night
Feeling fine, feeling loose, ready for a fight
The whiskey flowed like a river, the band played loud
I thought I was king of the world, standing tall and proud
Drunk and disorderly in Dixie, that's where I lost my mind
Laughing and brawling, leaving memories behind
Fat and ugly girl caught my eye, gave her a twirl
Oh, the fine art of being drunk and fight in the bar world
I don't remember much, but I know I had a blast
Knocking back shots, feeling tough, living fast
Someone called me out, said I couldn't hold my ground
But I showed them all, I was the wildest hound
Drunk and disorderly in Dixie, that's where I lost my mind
Laughing and brawling, leaving memories behind
Fat and ugly girl caught my eye, gave her a twirl
Oh, the fine art of being drunk and fight in the bar world
There were broken bottles and shattered dreams
I made some enemies, but it's not what it seems
In the heat of the moment, we were all just a mess
But in the morning light, we'd all confess
Drunk and disorderly in Dixie, that's where I lost my mind
Laughing and brawling, leaving memories behind
Fat and ugly girl caught my eye, gave her a twirl
Oh, the fine art of being drunk and fight in the bar world