I wanna throw a house show
I wanna invite all our friends
We can do it like a rock show
Doesn't matter if you're talented
I wanna throw a house show
And we can let Rozwell Kid open
Do it like a house show
I wanna throw a house show
There's a Dad Hat kid smoking ciggies on my mother's porch
And there's a Pearl Jam addict getting high behind the bedroom door
And there's a girl out back that the jocks are going crazy for
And there's a handful of knocks coming through the front door
I thought it was cops but it's my friends and they just
Wanna throw a house show
We wanna invite all our friends
We can do it like a rock show
Doesn't matter if you're talented
I wanna throw a house show
And we can let Rozwell Kid open
Do it like a house show
I wanna throw a house show
There's a jean jacket punk with an XVX on chest
And there's a schoolboy nerd with a Schwa sticker on his ass
And there's a Mexican woman on the outskirts of the grass
With her fists in the air yelling "cállate!"
Don't worry woman it's all okay!
It's just a house show
We're gonna invite all our friends
We can do it like a rock show
Doesn't matter if you're talented
I wanna throw a house show
And we can let Rozwell Kid open
Do it like a house show
I wanna throw a house show
I wanna throw a house show
And we can let Rozwell Kid open
Do it like a house show
I wanna throw a house show