I can't get a girl to save my life
I couldn't get a girl to be my wife
They all gotta be some lesbian type
Or maybe they're just something that I don't like
But could you be my girlfriend for just one night?
You could've been the perfect one for me
But then you slapped a pink triangle on your sleeve
We could've been a thing
Like berries and cream
But now I start to see
You're not quite as you seem
But could you be my girlfriend for just one night?
We could've had it all
We could've been a thing
But then you went and tore
A giant seam in your mind and in me
You went and dyed your hair purple
And that was a sign to me
That you didn't like men anymore
And you went off and found a girl for yourself
We could've had it all together
But now I start to see
That you ain't quite that perfect
But could you be my girlfriend for just one week?