Yesterday in awe I saw and bought a beat up Sega station
It's like I won a nomination for the make a wish foundation
Sonic is so awesome
He's my favorite possum
F*ck you Mom! How can it be?
I finally got a Genesis and get how bad you f*cked me
Gimme gimme MA and Altered Beast
Not Super Mario and your Bubble Bobble crap!
Get them rings and spinning things
You crazy f*cking blue rat-thing, yeah!
Service Games was the name way back in the forties
Until they got bought out by some dudes in 1984
What the hell? That's f*cking crazy!
In the early nineties there was actually a study
That showed teenage boys won't admit to owning Nintendos
My Dick n Deal dream fulfilled I called in with a case of mono
No turn for you, no player two, one controller means I'm flying solo
Sonic is a hedgehog
But he's my favorite possum
F*ck you Mom! How can it be?
I finally got a Genesis and get how bad you f*cked me
Gimme gimme MA and Altered Beast
F*ck Super Mario and your Bubble Bobble crap!
Get them rings and spinning things
You crazy f*cking blue rat-thing, yeah!