Within the depths of my mind conspiracies abound
I know it makes you nervous just having me around
When I look out the window, I see the world out there
I bet the bums and winos are really billionaires
The man's got me on lockdown strapped to a chair
The world's coming to an end and nobody cares
Yeah, no one cares
I found a trail of footprints three times the size of mine
Looks like they've trained the Sasquatch to track me down this time
From outer space they watch us, the eye that never sleeps
I hear them step behind me, I haven't slept in weeks
The man's got me on lockdown strapped to a chair
The world's coming to an end and nobody cares
Yeah, no one cares
My brain has been washed
I resist when I can
Don't trip on their lies
It's a conspiracy, man
Don't ever trust no robots, They're working for the man
They've made your prized possessions part of their master plan
Inside your home they stalk you with their unblinking eye
You will be forced to join them or they will make you die
The man's got me on lockdown strapped to a chair
The world's coming to an end and nobody cares
Yeah, no one cares
My brain has been washed
I resist when I can
Don't trip on their lies
It's a conspiracy, man