Quarantine day 29
I'm trapped in here with four kids and a wife
And a dog that keeps pooping on the carpet
I wanna get him house broken but he's not yet
And yeah I've still got a little toilet paper left
And at the store I stocked up so we don't starve to death
I got ramen and rice, the beans and cornbread is nice
And I even found myself a brisket that was marked at half price
But the kids, the kids, somebody help us with these kids
Outta school for three weeks, about to hit the skids
When we lay down at night we can't close our lids
The next thing they do's worse than the last thing they did
You know I thought they alright but now I have my doubts
I've seen every single episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Twenty seven times cause it's on repeat
The only thing the kid watches when he's not asleep
When the baby's not pooping the baby is barfing
The doc says that's normal, the volume's alarming
The teenagers driving me slowly to harming
Myself inbetween all the yelling and farting
These kids are driving us crazy
Two teens a toddler a baby
They fight and cry on the daily
You know they acting like maybe
They been infected by rabies
So if I seem a bit cagey
It's cause I'm stuck here in Hades
I'm Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
Would somebody please check my credentials
I'm Nonessential
Been here for three and a half weeks ain't done a damn thing
But playing Animal Crossing and watching Tiger King
Between Joe Exotic and that damn Carole Baskins
I'm doing exactly what the experts is askins
I got a mask on and I'm socially distant
But I'm an introvert so at least that's consistent
With the way I been living my life cause in this instance
The folks at Walmart are acting like infants
And Dad Guy's is a hit but even dad needs a break
Just to kick up his feet with a beer and a steak
Or get out of the house maybe go to the lake
Cause I don't know how much more of this I can take
So just call me symptomatic cause I got cabin fever
Need a prescription just to get some relief here
So treat the symptoms can't treat the disease
There's only one thing left that puts my mind at ease
I'm Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
This is my full potential
I'm Nonessential
I'm completely Nonessential
Everybody throw em up if you're essential
This song is inconsequential
Everyone that I know is Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
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Quarantine day 29
I'm trapped in here with four kids and a wife
And a dog that keeps pooping on the carpet
I wanna get him house broken but he's not yet
And yeah I've still got a little toilet paper left
And at the store I stocked up so we don't starve to death
I got ramen and rice, the beans and cornbread is nice
And I even found myself a brisket that was marked at half price
But the kids, the kids, somebody help us with these kids
Outta school for three weeks, about to hit the skids
When we lay down at night we can't close our lids
The next thing they do's worse than the last thing they did
You know I thought they alright but now I have my doubts
I've seen every single episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Twenty seven times cause it's on repeat
The only thing the kid watches when he's not asleep
When the baby's not pooping the baby is barfing
The doc says that's normal, the volume's alarming
The teenagers driving me slowly to harming
Myself inbetween all the yelling and farting
These kids are driving us crazy
Two teens a toddler a baby
They fight and cry on the daily
You know they acting like maybe
They been infected by rabies
So if I seem a bit cagey
It's cause I'm stuck here in Hades
I'm Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
Would somebody please check my credentials
I'm Nonessential
Been here for three and a half weeks ain't done a damn thing
But playing Animal Crossing and watching Tiger King
Between Joe Exotic and that damn Carole Baskins
I'm doing exactly what the experts is askins
I got a mask on and I'm socially distant
But I'm an introvert so at least that's consistent
With the way I been living my life cause in this instance
The folks at Walmart are acting like infants
And Dad Guy's is a hit but even dad needs a break
Just to kick up his feet with a beer and a steak
Or get out of the house maybe go to the lake
Cause I don't know how much more of this I can take
So just call me symptomatic cause I got cabin fever
Need a prescription just to get some relief here
So treat the symptoms can't treat the disease
There's only one thing left that puts my mind at ease
I'm Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
This is my full potential
I'm Nonessential
I'm completely Nonessential
Everybody throw em up if you're essential
This song is inconsequential
Everyone that I know is Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
I'm trapped in here with four kids and a wife
And a dog that keeps pooping on the carpet
I wanna get him house broken but he's not yet
And yeah I've still got a little toilet paper left
And at the store I stocked up so we don't starve to death
I got ramen and rice, the beans and cornbread is nice
And I even found myself a brisket that was marked at half price
But the kids, the kids, somebody help us with these kids
Outta school for three weeks, about to hit the skids
When we lay down at night we can't close our lids
The next thing they do's worse than the last thing they did
You know I thought they alright but now I have my doubts
I've seen every single episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Twenty seven times cause it's on repeat
The only thing the kid watches when he's not asleep
When the baby's not pooping the baby is barfing
The doc says that's normal, the volume's alarming
The teenagers driving me slowly to harming
Myself inbetween all the yelling and farting
These kids are driving us crazy
Two teens a toddler a baby
They fight and cry on the daily
You know they acting like maybe
They been infected by rabies
So if I seem a bit cagey
It's cause I'm stuck here in Hades
I'm Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
Would somebody please check my credentials
I'm Nonessential
Been here for three and a half weeks ain't done a damn thing
But playing Animal Crossing and watching Tiger King
Between Joe Exotic and that damn Carole Baskins
I'm doing exactly what the experts is askins
I got a mask on and I'm socially distant
But I'm an introvert so at least that's consistent
With the way I been living my life cause in this instance
The folks at Walmart are acting like infants
And Dad Guy's is a hit but even dad needs a break
Just to kick up his feet with a beer and a steak
Or get out of the house maybe go to the lake
Cause I don't know how much more of this I can take
So just call me symptomatic cause I got cabin fever
Need a prescription just to get some relief here
So treat the symptoms can't treat the disease
There's only one thing left that puts my mind at ease
I'm Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
This is my full potential
I'm Nonessential
I'm completely Nonessential
Everybody throw em up if you're essential
This song is inconsequential
Everyone that I know is Nonessential
I'm Nonessential
Writer: Kirt Connor
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