Another day, another shift to get through
There are so many things in life I'd rather do
Instead I'm stuck with flipping patties for a living
And hearing orders barked at me through the office door from a man I cannot stand!
Everyday I regret applyin' for this dead end job
And wonder how it got this far, will this nightmare ever stop?
I'm sick of the grease and first degree burns!
How I wish to give my boss the sandwich he deserves!
Forced labor to pay for a college degree
A worthless paper with no career guarantee
And even though I've got this critter breathing down my neck
I'm not allowed to vent 'cuz he's the f*cking guy who signs my monthly check!
All of a sudden this guy barged in and demanded food to be made
The second I saw his disgusting face I knew he'd be the target for all of this build-up of hate!
He ordered a sandwich and some fries
Instead, all he got was a Knuckleburger!
A punch right through the teeth!
The counter decked with his blood and canines
I spurt out of the scene
I'm damn sure I crossed a line
The following day, I drag myself back to work
I strut through the front door with this odious smirk
As I predicted, this guy yells that never again will I earn a buck
And hands me the lay off papers, does he really think that I still give a f*ck?
I grab his hair and just ram his face on the heating plate
And sear his greasy cheek, his fat ugly face I will incinerate!
I can't stop myself from going further!
He begs for mercy, but all he gets is a Knuckleburger!
Knuckleburger!