the gangang collective - Chessboxin' Lyrics

You better break out the board
Or just send me the link
Because mental domination
Of my boys is my kink
I'mma put you in a mate
Before you even gotta blink
And that's your biggest problem, man
You don't even think
Don't f*ck with me
You talk a lotta shit for an ELO 530
But f*ck it come on take a seat
Now make a goddamn move before I break out my piece
Put your pawn on E4
Like I taught ya before
When you're winning it's short
And when you're losing you're sore
Would you look at the score
I never lost once
Yet you still come back for morе
I don't got all day
But you don't wanna play blitz
But with a loss like this
You're as mad as it gets
I wouldn't move another knight
If you just held back
But you couldn't help yourself
You just had to talk smack
So before you take your move
Go ahead and think about that
Cuz in another turn your gonna
Wish you could take it back
Running down the board
Got my Queen all up in ya back
Rank mopping up the floor
Take it all before I mate
Seein you mad make me feel great
I'm the type of kid to make you go insane
Go train, come back
Get smacked
Cry again
Now you remembering
I'm the only king unslain
Bitch say my name
Yeah say his f*cking name
That be King Scamp
Every time you run up on him
He gon' leave a champ
Hit you with a checkmate
Then be f*ckin on your tramp
Beat them cheeks for hours
He'll leave there with a cramp
Funny you thought
That you could take The King
But you couldn't beat me
And chess ain't my thing
Whooped by an amateur
That shit must sting
Cause even if you practice
And come next spring
Your gonna get face f*cked
When that bell ring
That shit just gonna be
Way too embarrassing
Go stuff yo ass
With the Kirkland protein bars
All those sets at the gym
Won't get you very far
Come at us again
I'll break your other arm
And don't call me brother
I be nuttin in your mother
My balls they smother
I be a selfish lover
Toss her to the gutter
She been through rougher
We ain't even use a rubber
So come next spring expect a little brother
Don't take it personal
Dom be a bitch too
Mental illness terminal
Shitty jokes fall through
But he keeps on trying
Girls put a fake smile
Says something kinda flirty
Stays a virgin till thirty
Wizard powers unlocked
Still no one touches on his cock
Still no one touches on his cock