Garage Barrage - Any Requests Lyrics

Step right in and bring your ass
Hope you like it loud and fast
'Cause here it comes, again
Grab some headphones and some splits
You're about to lose your shit
Or maybe not, whatever
We're gonna play some songs
(Songs about pizza)
We're gonna jam for way too long
(Don't touch the Zima)
Tell all your friends
Unless you hate us then
F*ck that shit
Welcome to Garage Barrage
We don't give a care that's who we are
Have you ever wished upon a star?
We have a good time
And you'll never see us live
Quantity not quality is why we suck today
And that's ok
No one listens to our music anyway
We will play the songs you love
Barrage 'em up nice
And then we'll shove 'em down your ear canal
You've got nothing left to fear
(Except for crippling depression)
Grab some pizza and a beer
(Death comes for us all)
Don't touch the Zima
Unless you want to make Ian cry
'Cause he's a bitch
Would you like to hear some 90's hits
We will turn guitar into an accordion synth
'Cause it makes us laugh
Our talents wasted on this crap
You will have to chop off Ranger's hands for us to quit
No shit
We will play this song until Jon's done with it
Lyrics are pointless
So disappointing
What have we done?
Everybody dies alone
Half of these songs are not our own
What's your request?
We will not give it our best